1. Are you named after anyone?


My mom split up her first name, JoAnn and created a middle name for my older sister and myself. 

2. When was the last time you cried?


When I finished the bottle of wine on Sunday & couldn't go to the liquor store for more (dang Minnesota law)

3. Do you have kids? 


I have a Dachshund named Ernest Hemingway or Ernie to his friends.

4. If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?


Heck yeah, I would be too afraid to piss me off.

5. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Everyone just thinks I'm a bitch & mean it

6. Will you ever bungee-jump?

I did bungee-jump - it was called a Johnny Jump Up

7. What’s your favorite cereal?


Captain Crunchberry


8. What’s the first thing you notice about people?


9. What is your eye color?

Brown ( I used to think I was adopted because my siblings all have my Mom's blue eyes & I have my Dad's brown eyes).

10. Scary movie or happy endings?

Happy Endings (I read the last couple pages of every book if it doesn't end well then I do not start it)

11. Favorite smells?

The smell of worms after it rains and my dog's ears

12. Summer or Winter? 


Summer!  Minnesota winters are too long

13. Computer or television?


Computer - I can pretty much do anything on here

14. What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home?


I travel many distant lands whenever I open a book

15. Do you have any special talents?


I'm a Princess

16. Where were you born?



17. What are your hobbies?


Reading, spending too much time on social media, acting, & unfinished crafts

18. Do you have any pets?


Ernie, my dachshund but don't tell him he's a dog

19. Favorite movie?


Foot Loose (original)

20. Do you have any siblings?


Two brothers & Two sisters

21. What do you want to be when you grow up?